We, your most humble S4D crew, decided to take our antics to the 'Burbs for this one - WAAAYYYY out west of East Bumblefuck, where the men are hairy, the women are toothless, and all the children are below average. When we saw these two walking to their car at some hickville mall, we decided to hit them up with our offer - being the poor white trash they are (he married her at 16 - common law, probably) they jumped at the offer $1000. Of course, this Georgia good ol' boy had a problem with our chocolate surprise, and Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs break out in the end. Too goddamn funny! Watch this hillbilly squirm!

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